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Hey John, what is your reaction to the news that the Riverside district has chosen to ban TFIOS from middle school libraries on the grounds that it deals with mortality and sex? I remember your reactions to similar situations concerning your books have been pretty animated and wondered what you thought?

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess I am both happy and sad.

I am happy because apparently young people in Riverside, California will never witness or experience mortality since they won’t be reading my book, which is great for them.

But I am also sad because I was really hoping I would be able to introduce the idea that human beings die to the children of Riverside, California and thereby crush their dreams of immortality.

Mike Tyson defense then offense

Mike Tyson defense then offense

dennys:

hey ;) does it smell like bacon in here or is it just me?? ;-x

dennys:

hey ;) does it smell like bacon in here or is it just me?? ;-x

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The problem with Wookie Cookies.

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The problem with Wookie Cookies.

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